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Universal thoughts before picking phone when boss calls : Ab kya maa chud gayi iski ? Gaand le rakhi hai isne ? Ab kiski gaand mari gayi ? Kal se le rakhi ha…

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Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur do baal khich liye. Ladka(ansu nikalte hue)-Aisa kyunkiya?:'( Police-Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal…

Boy : may I kiss u....?? . . Girl : No . Boy again : May I kiss u.......?? . Girl : No.. . Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE,MAY I KISS U....…