Best whatsapp non veg jokes 2015

Pati bola: Good nite,

patni : aise kaise good nite

Band karo light,

hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,

karlo pussy se fight,

Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!

Tab hogi good night

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English teacher:
Aaj Sabko'My Best Friend' par 10 line likhni he,
thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha

Madam,'Bhosdike' ko English me kya Kehte hai....?

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Girl :- Mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand hai.!

Boy :- Mujhe bhi tumhare Chut aur Kule bahut pasand hai.!

Rishta vahi , Soch Nayi..!

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Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka sperm Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“🍌🌽😋

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Boy -"Yaar, kal exam hai,
Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. "

Epic reply from His Friend -

"Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai" !! 😅

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Ek Sharabi Pharmacy mein enter hotay sath cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye...   Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez se baat kr k bhi banda cheez maang sakta hai.??   Sharabi ne Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: "Mere Shehzade k liye 5 suit dikhaayen plz ..!!!😋 😆😆😆😆😆
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu
karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.

Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola:
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
Girl panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki
koi kami nahi hoti.

Boy: Chalo day night match khelte hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 din ke bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch abhi gili hai, tum chaho to
wollyboll khel sakte ho.

Santa ki wife Tours & Travels
magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye
GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!

Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara
chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari
underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.
Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete
kam hai.

Mene mere dost Mr.Chatwani ko
Phone kiya
Uski Wife ne uthaya,
Maine kaat diya.
Ab Aap hi batao maie uski Wife se
kaise Puchta “Chatwani hai”.😆

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi
gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!

Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab
sudhrega?
Baba: Use layi ho?
Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai.
Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro.
Girl: Kyu?
Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni
hai.

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND &
BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid &
unlimited.

Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai?
Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein
hume nanga dikhaya jata hai,
to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo
nahi??
pad to pad hota hai?
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Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi
pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine
VACHAN de rakha hai kiy..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi
nahi utaarungi.

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
“Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha”
Santa ne Hosla diya
“Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE
tab dekh lena”.

Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha
na.
Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
Ha ha ha😆😆😆