Best whatsapp non vej jokes

Ek Tapori ICICI Bank me gaya:

Bhenchod, mere ko A/C. kholna hai.

LadyOfficer:  Hello Mister Tamiz se baat kijiye.

Man:  Tamiz ki Maa ki Chut, Account kaun kholega vo bata.?

Lady ne Manager ko Complaint kiya.

Manager:  kya Battamizi kar rahe ho?

Man:  Battamizi ki Maa ka Bhosda Bhadve, Meri 100Crores ki Lottery lagi hai Batao, Account kaun kholega.?

Manager:  Arre Sir, Aap bhi kaha is Randi se baat kar rahe ho, Main yaha kya Maa Chudvane baitha hu…??
Plz come Sir..
Moral: Targets are Targets..
Tamiz ki ma ka Bhosda.. 😂😂😂😆😜😛😆
This is ultimate

Sawal jo apke dimag ki lavde laga dega

Agar apke sath ek hi bed par
1 side nangi ladki👧👗👙
Aur
Dusri side nanga ladka👦👔👖
letaa ho
To aap kiski taraf GAND karke Soyenge......
👉❓❓❓❓❓👈
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Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:

- Pehli: “Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?”

- Doosri: “Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai..... 👐❓❓❓❓❓

Todays spcl----Dr. Giving Lecture.....!    Sex ke Time Condom use karne se Enjoyment me koi fark nahi padta..!! 
Ek Girl: Polythene me Rasgulla daal ke Choos kar dekh, tab pata chalega, chutiya kahi ka!:😂😂😂😂

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Pintya : School male hai ki female....?

Buntya : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....
Benchod very confusing ...!!😜😝😄
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Sunny Leone in KBC !

Amitabh : Aap ke nipple ka colour kaunsa hai ?
A-Black
B-Dark Brown
C-Light Brown
D-Pink

Sunny Leone : I'll go for audience poll ! 😜😝             
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1 aurat 2nd aurat se- kya tum sex karte waqt apne pati se baat karti ho?
She replied- agar unka phone aata hai to kar leti hun..
"aakhir pati hai wo mere..😂     
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Lady Tcher - Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, me kya fark hai ?
Ek Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori....!!
new stock
U will love it
👍
🐍
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Santa ne 1st year ka exam diya aur usko jail ho gayi.
Kyun?
Paper mein sawaal tha ki:-  Nehruji kab paida huve?
Santa ne jawaab likha:- Jab unki maa chudi.
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Sardar ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Sardar: kitna?
Lady: pura
Sardar - Maa chudao, Bus se chala jaunga😜
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A journalist to Osho :
Do U know what all men & women R Doing in Ur Ashram?
Osho: Mere ko kya?
Journalist: Lekin ye to Aapka Ashram hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya.
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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao"..
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Husband apne sasural me biwi se: aaj sex ho jaye..

Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..

Hus:To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai jo roz taiyar ho jati hai...!
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BABA RAMDEV: beta apne se badi nari ko ma,barabar wali ko bahan or choti ko beti mana karo.

BHAKT:to baba ye lund aap hi rakh lo Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega
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Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun.
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Baba Sex ki Goli Bech Raha Tha
1 Goli Lega 1 Feet Lamba
2 Goli Lega 2 Feet Lamba
SARDAR
Baba 10 Goli Lu To?

BABA
madarchod Ladki Chodega Ya Borewell khodega
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Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe  bas bhi karo..
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march  2014 hai ! .....😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😉
Girl - Aaj Aisa "SEX" Karo Ki Meri Chillane Ki Aawaj Dur Dur Tak Sunai De

Santa Ne CONDOM Par LAL MIRCH Lagai.
Bas Fir kya ....
M.D.H Ka Tadka
Ang Ang Fadka !!!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱