Best Joke on Condom

Ek bachha ghar main apne sar par condom pehane ghoom raha tha
Baap: beta yeh sar pe kya pehan k ghoom rahe ho
Bachha: papa school main fancy dress compition hai.. Koi doctor bana hai.. Koi engineer bana hai... Koi teacher...
Aapka beta lauda bana hai...sabki maa chod dega!! ???