Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!
Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Jija ne puchha:
"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"
Ki Tarah Guzaaren"
Sali sharmate hue boli:
"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"
Jija:
"To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
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Na dosto Na.
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Gande msg or mere number se ?
Impossible... ........
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2 babies blanket me lete hue the
1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.
2nd baby : mujhe ni pata
1st baby : acha ruko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata hu...
Thodi der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon
2nd baby : tumhe kaise pata chala
1st baby : kyuki, Tumhari socks"pink"hai or meri "blue"
MoRaL:
Insan bano papio !
bachhe masoom hote hain...
Har joke non veg nahi hota.
Kitni der se bol raha hu k gande joke or mere numbar se....
kabhi nahi ho sakta
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