Died Laughing....100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.Referee - y r u not running...?Alia - My number is 4-----------------------------
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....Alia bhat:Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)-------------------------
Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.Alia - what should we do now?Varun- we'll take 50:50.Alia- what about the remaining 900?-------------------------
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie .Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.-------------------------
Alia reading newspaper..News:"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"Aalia comments:Idiot !!Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping..!!!
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