If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry,
people won’t take it seriously… Why?
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because that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’!!
I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems
Because…
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“Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu”
Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate hain,
to sab machaar bhaag jate hain, batao kyun??
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KYUKI team “AllOut” hain naa. LOL
One day Om Puri came late for the shooting
Cast and crew said…
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Omelette aaya!! 😀
Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban..
Govt launched a mission to save him .
Bolo uss mission kaa naam kya hoga??
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Answer: Sev Puri!
If Sridevi is running a shop,
I wonder whether she would say
“Abhi Boney ka time hai…”
Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon…
Waah! Waah!
Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!
Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!
Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! 😀
Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai?
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Nahi pata ..?
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Kabhi khud baith kar dekhna ..
Pata chal jayega!!
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English
Santa:
Milk sleeping in the night,
and savere savere tight!!
Q: What do you call your sister who has every information about almost everything?
Think…
Ans: Infosys..!
Height of prank call?
Hello pooja hai…?
Nahi…
To karwa lo… Jai Mata Di !!!!
How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
Guess…
Think… Its easy
don’t know… ?
Answer is…
Vocabulary (Wo Cab Bula ri)
Ant: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
Elephant: An ANTique !
Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta:
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”
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