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Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga

bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.

Santa-tumhe kaise pata.

Bibi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.

Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.

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Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh dia aur usko sari bhainse le gya…

Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachde ko khub mara..?

Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyun mar rahe ho..

Dudhwala- ye bhenchod 4 mahine ka hogya ha par gandu ko ‘than’ aur ‘lund’ me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di raat bar chuus chuus ke.

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Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, chhoti ko beti aur barabar wali ko behen samjho.
Santa: Baba fir ye ghanta tum rakh lo,
Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega

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Great & Touching Lines By Sunny Leone:

Kiss Kiss Ka Khada Hai..?
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Ghar Ke Bahar Vehicle.
Jaldi Se Andar Rakh Lo,
Raat Honey Wali Hai….
Sunny Leone

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Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Me Liya H??
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Wo Mota Sa
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Aas-Paas Baal
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Naram-Naram
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Uper Se Cover
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Nevr??
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Jhoot Bolte Ho?
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Kabhi Bhutta Nhi Khaya.

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Sunny Leone Coming In Kbc 5.
Amithab Asks Her,
“Which One Is Ur Favorite Round?”
She Said-
“Fastest Finger First”….

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Santa Biwi Ke Office Gaya
Biwi Boss Ki Goad Me Bethi Thi
Santar: Chal Roopa,
Aisi Jagah Kaam Nahi Karna,
Jaha Staff K Liye Kursi Bhi Na Ho..

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Grls Dnt Read Dis Adult Joke==>>

Aaj-Kal Ke Bacche Aur Unke Doubts :D Girl – Teacher.!
Bus
Male Hai Ya Female……… .??
(Teacher Thinks Such A Cute Question)
Suddenly Another Boy Replied- Teacher, Its Female. Girl-
Why…..?? Boy- Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hain, Idiot.
Teacher Got Tense With Answer
Whereas Girl In Doubt Again-
Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sabuspechadte Hain To
Uske Bacche Kyo Nahi Hote…..??
Teacher More Tense.. .
Boy Again With
Answer- Kyoki
Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai Duffer.
Teacher Sharm Se Pani Pani..
. But Girl Still In Doubt- Maana
Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hain,
Par Driver Aur Conductor To
Aage Se Chadte Hain. Phir Bachchekyon Nahin
Hote……??
Teacher Ki Saanse Band. .
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Boy. Final Reply-Kyon Ki Wohdono Topi Pehanke
Chadte Hain. Teacher Behosh..!!