hindi comedy sms

Ek din boss apne office time se pehle pohonch gaya, wahan pohonch kar

usne dekha ki manager secretary ko kiss kar raha hai..

Boss(ghusse mein) = Kya main tumko ye sab karne ke liye salary deta hun..?

Manager = Nahin sir, Ye sab to main free of cost karta hun….

*********************************************************************************************************

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne village me dekh kar ek budha bola,

“ In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya handset bhi le jayege“..

*********************************************************************************************************

Girl = Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai.

Maa Boli = “Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!”

*********************************************************************************************************

Girl = Ab bas bhi kro raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subh k 5:30 baj chuke hai,

thake nahin..?

Boy = Abhi to kuch bhi nahin kiya ab to din raat karunga.

Kyunki mere 3000 msg jo free hai….

*********************************************************************************************************

Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se – tere pas h kya aisa wala?

Ldki-apni skirt kholi aur muskurte hue kaha Maa ne kaha h aisa wala h to waisa wala

boht milega
*********************************************************************************************************

SIX ya SEX:
Utha k Maro to SIX
Leta k Maro to SEX
Bahar Gaya to SIX
Ander Gaya to SEX
Dono Hath Upar to SIX
Dono Pair Upar to SEX
Enjoy ‘IPL’ with ‘ I-pill.

*********************************************************************************************************

Call Girl Ne Arz kiya:

‘Dheere-Dheere’ Karo Sanam,
Mandi Ka Zamana Hain.IsS Chhoti Si JAGAH Se Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai”

*********************************************************************************************************

Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..

Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..

Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..

Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut

*********************************************************************************************************

A very Clean Poem::

Vo soti rahi main karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;

Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke choot gaya,
phool gulab ka;

Usne kaha piche se nahin aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;

Usne kaha bada maja aata hain jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka..