Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia...:D
1st Goes here Still a Virgin? Bcoz NO-KIA Why no Kiya? Bcoz no eric-son Why no erection? Bcoz no sie-mens, Why? Bcoz No mota-laura So looking for a re-alliance?
Girl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai? Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm. Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho
1st Goes here Still a Virgin? Bcoz NO-KIA Why no Kiya? Bcoz no eric-son Why no erection? Bcoz no sie-mens, Why? Bcoz No mota-laura So looking for a re-alliance?
Mom! jb Boyfrnd BRA me hath dale to kehna DONT aur jab Pant meh hath dale to kehna stop Next day Girl ! Mom usne done me ek sath hath dale maine kaha DONT STOP
Old man 2 a gashti Old man:- Jado Jawani wala jor c ve jalma, FUDI bhiri LUN gol c ve jalma, LUN utte chadya NIRODH c ve jalma, TATTE karde kalol c ve jalma. Gashti:- 'Hun ni jawani wala jor ve jalma, FUDI Khulli LUN kamjor ve jalma, LUN utte chad da
Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi? BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi
What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the same girl? Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.
1 purani havelimai band kamre me dhool se bhari tasvir k peechay lagay jalaay me phasi makri k moo mai dabi makhi k per pai behte jaraasim ki qasam I MISS U
Mr. Chu from China and Mr. Ti-Ya from Korea came to islamabad to start a construction company but no one came. they became worried that why their company CHU-TIYA and company failed?
Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan: 1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega. 2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga. 3. Dont scroll down: Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
Ghadi ditergent tikiyya walo k yahan beti ke rishte ke liye line lagi hui thi.. Kyuki..unka dava hai PEHLI ISTEMAL KARO PHIR VISHWAS KARO....
Kudiyan kudiyan kardey kardey tusin- jawni ch he buddhey ho jana, ena bhanchodian da tan kuch ni jana..par saleyo tusi mutth maar maar k kubbey zaroor ho jana..
AAP KI CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE.. JIS KADAR AAPSE HARARI CHUDAI HUI.. JISM SE CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE... AAPKE CHUT KO HUM CHODNE LAGE....
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