Pati vs patni non veg joke

Pati Patni Beth Ke Shooping Ki List Bana Rahe The.
Patni Ne Pucha: “Sabse Pahle Kya Likhu Ki Kya Lena Hai?”
Pati: “Likh, Pati Ki Gaand”

Teacher: What comes before "K"?
Santa (Instantly): "Bhosdi"
Teacher: "Get out...!"
Santa: Shayad answer "Chutmari" hoga...!