Double Meaning jokes collection

Pappu:" oye item kya haal hai
tera.. ?? :))
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Girl:" jo teri behen ka hai..
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Pappu:" achha matlab ki tu bhi
pregnent hai.. ??


Wife: Ji apko mujh me kya achha lagta
hai, meri samajhdarI ya meri beauty.
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Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Mazak
karne ki aadat
bahut achi lagti hai.:





faddu bizati
Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Girl: I Love U Bhai...
 
Boy--me aapke pas so jaau?
Nurse--so jaao.
Boy--me aapke pet me ungli karu?
Nurse--karo.....
thodi der baad.
Nurse-AH! AH! AH! AH! ye pet nahi hai.
boy-ye ungli bhi nahi hai...

BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo...

Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo Kamyabi Tumhare Qadam Choome Gi


Shadi Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Dulhan Se Puchti Hai
Saheli: "Kal Raat Ko Tere Saath Kya Hua?"
Dulhan: "Kuch Nahi Hua"
Saheli: "Are Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai"
Dulhan: "Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi, Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi!"

Saheli: "Phir Kya Hua?"
Dulhan: "Phir Achanak Khunti Toot Gayi Or"
Saheli: "Or Kya?"
Dulhan: "Or Woh Subha Tak Khunti Lagate Rahe


Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur Sex Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH !!!

Baap: Is ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tu shaadi ke liye
itni zid kar raha hai ? Beta- Dad ye bachpan mein angutha bahut achchha
choosti thhi Aur aB yeH
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Ummeed karti hu aap samajh gaye honge.....

Govt: legal age for sex is 16 and
age for marriage is 18, Are they
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" Pehle istmaal karen
fir Vishwaas kare




Pehli Bar........K Bad

Larki Dar K Apni........ Dekh Kar Rone Lagi

Larka;

Kya Howa??

Larki;

Jab Andar Gaya ThO 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahir 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai???



Bus stop pe ek ladki dupatta baandhe khadi thi tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole..

Arey janemann ek bar is chehre ka didaar toh kara de..
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Ladki - Papa main hun