Hindi non veg jokes typed in english

Pappu - Papa muje ek ladki se pyar ho
gaya hai
Papa Santa - wow kon hai vo kushnasib
ladki
Pappu - Pinky , apne Padosi Guptaji ki
Beti
Santa - ohh no beta , me tumhe kuch
batana chahta hu but tum
promise karo mummy ko nhi bataoge
Pappu - promise nhi bataunga
Santa - Actually Pinky tumhari Behen
hai
ye sun k puppu ne pinky ko bhula diya
aur fir 2 mahine baad
Pappu - Papa muje firse ek ladki se
pyar ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahot hot
hai
Santa - wow ye to bahot acchi baat hai
kon hai vo ladki ?
Pappu - Reshma , Apne padosi Vermaji
ki beti
Santa - ohh no fir se , Beta Reshma b
tumhari behan hai
Pappu pagal hone laga tha, usne tang
aakar rote huve Mummy se kaha -
meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin 6 ki 6
papa ki betiya nikali
Mummy - Aale aale mera bacha ro mat
tu kisi se b pyar kar ,
tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa
nhi hai...

Cute Girl Goes to Dr with mom..

Girl:" Medical checkup karana hai..

Dr:" sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao..
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Girl:" mera nahi, mummy ka..
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Dr:" Mataji Jeebh dikhaiye...  


Girl: Chalo chupan chupai khelte hain....
Agar tumne mujhe dhoond liya to tum meri kiss le lena....
Aur Agar tumne nahin dhoonda tomain tumhari jaan le loongi.......
Boy: Theek hai.:O . Lekin ek baat bataao:s Tum meri jaan Kaise logi..........
Girl: Hum shopping chalenge!!!!!!!!!!!! 


 Pappu ko scooty chalate huye
dekh kr uske
dost ne pucha . . .
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Dost ( pappu se) : ye scooty kab li?
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Pappu : Kal raat 1 ladki mujhe
scooty par
bitha kr
bahut dur le gayi or
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sare kapde utar ke boli: Jo
chahiyele lo
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Mein scooty le ke aaya, kapdo ka
kya
karta yaar ?????


 What is Tension..?

1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi

Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi

aap use hospital le gaye

Doctor bola :- 'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'.. Lo ho gayi tension

Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,

Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.

Aur tension!

Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua.......

Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte....

Saala aurr tension!...

Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye....

Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske he?

REAL TENSION....


Old bt faadu

Munna bhai:" ae circuit ye Dr. log operation se pehle aadmi ko behosh kyon karte hai.. ??
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Circuit:" Bhai bole to aadmi operation sikh gaya to, Dhandhe ki vaat lag jayegi na..


Doctor to Female:" Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge ??
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Female:" Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte...

Haha Jo samajh gaye wo 'Like' kare..
Baki pogo tv on kare..


Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
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Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga
rahega :D :p Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif
b hota hai 

Girl - Kamine maine jo wallet,watch,de o,tshrt,jeans,b elts,shoes diye thae sab wapas kar!
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Boy-Tu petrol wapis kar
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Girl - kya me apne janu se mazak bhi nahi kar shakti.......