Non veg chutkule

Bf to Gf:"Jaan Tum Kal Mere Sapne Mein Aayi Thi.. You Were Looking Very Cute.. :))
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Gf Khush Ho Kar.. Hmmm ?? Sach Much.. ♥
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Bf:"Haan Baba Such Much..♥
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Gf:"Sapne Mein Hum Dono KyaKar Rahe The.. ??
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Bf:"I Was Eating Dairy Milk..!!
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur Tum..
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Bhooki Bhikari Ke Andaaz Mein Keh Rahi Thi Ki Plzz Beshak Chocolate Naa Dena But Wrappar To De Dena Chaatne Ke Liye... 


 Ladki:" (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai.. ??
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Ladka:" Pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai..

Dekho

Ladka= Cement

Ladki= Rait

Love= Pani

Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge..

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to inko koi juda nahi kar sakta...
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Ladki:"(Hans ke boli) Kamine tu Engineer hai na ??

 Agar movie ka naam "StudentOf The Year" ki jagah"Principal Of The Year" hota..
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to kya kaha jata short me..??
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Agar student of the year ko ''SOTY, kehte hain to Principal Of The Year ko kehte
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POTY... 

 Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya tohtum dusri shaadi
karogi??

Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke saath poori zindagi
reh lungi

Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum dusri shaadi
karoge??

Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath poori
zindagi rehlunga......

 Smart hone ki sabse badi
problam....
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Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to
pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi :-)
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Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak
single hu mai.....:-(:"(



Santa:
Aaj Tere Cell pe Bade
I L0vE U
Ke Msg Aa Rahe He
Kya Baat He?

Banta:
(Fakr Ke Saath)-
O Kuch Nahi Ji
Aaj BIWI Ka Cell Laya Hu Na.


 Ghor Kalyug-

Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.

Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?

Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu

Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raha hai ...
:-):-O:-O

 "Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?