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Universal thoughts before picking phone when boss calls : Ab kya maa chud gayi iski ? Gaand le rakhi hai isne ? Ab kiski gaand mari gayi ? Kal se le rakhi ha…

Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur do baal khich liye. Ladka(ansu nikalte hue)-Aisa kyunkiya?:'( Police-Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal…

Gandfadu.....🍌🍌👌 अध्यापक :- बच्चों मनुष्य के ख़ून की 100 बूँदो से वीर्य की 1 बूँद बनती है I पप्पू :- तो सर आप हमारा खून क्यों पीते ह…

Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team Antakshari Khel rahi thi Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi Dikhayenge, Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao Ek…

Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia...:D 1st Goes here Still a…